Woke up this morning by painful cramps in my leg. So sore, but after rubbing for a few seconds it stopped but then baby was awake.
- Oh awake are we? Good. Wanna do some dancing? How about some waltz? Nice and slow to warm up. Da-rum-da-ra-rum-rum-rum-rum-rum. (arms and legs moving slowly across the belly, looks like they could pierce the skin alien style)
-No? You don't like it, OK...? how about some quickstep then or perhaps some disco, Swedish ey? ABBA, you are a dancing queen!! (moving much faster now, whole body is swinging around in there)
-Not a favourite? OK...oh I know Rock'n'roll! Keep hearing it so you must like it! (headbutting me now and it is sore!)
...pause...
-Don't wanna dance?- that's OK we'll do some karate!! Haiiyyyahh!!! (punching and kicking me hard!)
and this is just within a few minutes of me waking up...Good Morning!
1 comment:
Fantastiskt roligt skrivet! Jag skrattar så jag inte kan sitta still. Det är du och Marian Keyes... Men nu till innehållet. Låter smärtsamt och otroligt irriterande. Men håll ut...snart är det över :)
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